At least I think I do.
That’s the French phrase for “I murder French” or “My French sucks major ass and you should all drop this class now”.
After my first lesson teaching French in Russia, I feel pretty good. I don’t know if one of the receptionists was lying or not, but she told me that the women in the class said that I was “the best” at explaining grammar and they wanted to continue with me until a permanent teacher is found.
*Je parle français comme une vache espagnole.