Some folks are protesting stay at home orders right now, and while I think they are crazy, I also keep wondering what exactly they just can’t live without. Or maybe think they can’t live without.
Here’s a short list of what I am sure I can live without:
- Death
- Haircuts and coloring-I didn’t want to grow my hair out right now, but, well, death.
- Eating at restaurants
- Death
- Going to stores, malls, etc.
- Working in contact with the public-I’m not ashamed of receiving unemployment and am rather grateful for it.
- Death
- Bowling
- Contact sports, especially wrestling
- Going to the circus
- Doing the lindy hop with strangers
- Playing patty cake with every child I see
- Death
So, you see, I’m meant to survive.
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