Category Archives: I Call Bullshit

Things not to do

I went back to see a new orthopedic doctor today about my back pain, and before anything else, he  told me that, at this point, I should avoid doing things that make my back hurt. I kind of lost my … Continue reading

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The cats that won’t shut up.

I guess I’ll write about this, because I can’t concentrate on anything else. I’m sitting here, listening to Haggis’ every other minute meow, letting us know that it’s EAT:30!!!! Don’t forget! I should EAT NOW! He’s not as bad as … Continue reading

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One thought on Ferguson, MO:

A white police officer shot an unarmed 18 year old black kid who was holding his arms in the air in the internationally recognized gesture meaning “DON’T SHOOT, I’M UNARMED.” That’s it in a nutshell. All the other stuff is just … Continue reading

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You ARE a dog.

I was doing a Lyft shift, sitting in my car, minding my own business, when a dude walking by did the normal thing that the average person does when they want someone’s attention: he whistled at me. Of course, my … Continue reading

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Letter to a bastard.

My therapist and I talked last week about me writing a letter to my father telling him all the things that I think he should be held accountable for, and I decided that writing here (in the privacy of my … Continue reading

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I kicked a dog, and I liked it.

Actually, two dogs. Felt good both times. During all the walking we’re doing with the latest move, we’ve met a couple of less than wonderful dogs. Yesterday evening, someone’s German shepherd was loose in the streets, and geez, that fucker honed … Continue reading

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Links to things that are pissing me off.

DON’T READ ANY OF THESE IF YOU THINK THAT WE HAVE REACHED GENDER EQUALITY IN THE U.S.A. I WILL STOP SHOUTING AT YOU IN A MOMENT. Sorry. I’ve been reading my usual lefty websites and blogs and am particularly angry … Continue reading

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Hey East Coast:

We call it Thursday in the Upper Midwest. But seriously, I don’t totally understand why the east coast always makes so much weather news in the winter. Doesn’t this happen every year? Are they just unprepared each winter? Didn’t they … Continue reading

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This is the part I haven’t worked out yet.

I know I need to go back to therapy, but my insurance has more or less sucked, and I’ve been avoiding it, which is always the first and best choice that we depressed alcoholics should make. STUFF THE EMOTIONS, I … Continue reading

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Helpful hints by Sally; metro edition.

When you are packed into the metro like sardines, it would behoove you to think of others. When you decide that you absolutely must have that thing in your pocket or bag  right now, you need to consider the fact … Continue reading

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