A completely inapplicable word

I like this word, but it applies to nothing in my life. I can’t even make it apply to my dog.

ob·se·qui·ous

əbˈsēkwēəs/

adjective

1. obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

   “they were served by obsequious waiters”

   synonyms:

   servile, ingratiating, sycophantic, fawning, unctuous, oily, oleaginous, groveling, cringing, subservient, submissive, slavish;